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So its a while since my Blogg regarding the gentleman (if you can call him that) and the horse! I hope that gave you some food for pondering. Now, not that there hasn't been any pondering by yours truly, I am a dedicated ponderer of many years service. That said I noticed a rather interesting little story in one of the tabloid papers at the weekend and if you considered the horsey chap a bit of a strange being then this guy is probably on a parr. This particular man, 44 years of age ( I think his name was Truscott) gets his sexual highs from... MANURE! yes HORSE MANURE. He was found and I quote "Pleasuring himself" in a slurry pit by the local constabulary. Again I don't think I'm a snob or narrow minded but please someone help me out here I cannot see how anyone can get a kick from horse shite! Happy Pondering, ponderers.

Todays Ponder 12 November 2009

Horse-costume

This afternoon my first thought is from todays paper i.e Hartlepool mail and a story that caught my attention. Now don't get me wrong I love animals but it astounds me to read that a man and I think he was in his 70's has been prosecuted for inappropriate sexual behaviour with a horse. Am I missing something here I ponder. It appears, and this was paricularly dangerous, that he was caught leading the animal to some bush's were he put the horses mouth to his groin area! Evidently the only worry this man had was that his sister might throw him out of her house because of this. I think he was lucky to not have his valuables chewed off or maybe thats what he wanted - now there's today's ponder for you. Neee problem.

My Ponder Blog

Blue_hills

What do you write in a Blog? Haven't a clue is what I came up with. Should I inform the virtual world about my dog and put cute pictures up...Nope! So what, I asked myself. Then as I lay contemplating slep I thought Ahha a PonderBlog. What on earth is that I hear the vitual world chant. Well as I am a self confessed ponderer I thought I would blog my ponderings otherwise known as the incessant rantings of a middle aged man who should be working. You see I don't have to defend myself here. It could be fun, drop by for a ponder.